So I got my first road ticket woohoo delinquent life It was for running a stop sign on a bike. Oops. That is literally what I said to the cop when he pulled up behind me and told me I’d run a stop sign. “um, oops, désolé?” I dunno what else he wanted me to say. “oh, you caught me!” He was really unimpressed because I didn’t have any ID, and didn’t seem to buy that it was because my wallet was stolen a few weeks ago. It is $37 which is lame, but the real reason I am telling you about this is because of how the man spelled my name. I also want to point out that I spelled it out for him, like, 5 times, both in English and in French. Monsieur Emy-Jene Mcdonald Just, um, for reference, my name is Amy-Jean Mac Donald, and I am not male. Obviously my enormous boobs, makeup, and long hair confused him.

So I got my first road ticket woohoo delinquent life

It was for running a stop sign on a bike. Oops. That is literally what I said to the cop when he pulled up behind me and told me I’d run a stop sign. “um, oops, désolé?” I dunno what else he wanted me to say. “oh, you caught me!” He was really unimpressed because I didn’t have any ID, and didn’t seem to buy that it was because my wallet was stolen a few weeks ago.

It is $37 which is lame, but the real reason I am telling you about this is because of how the man spelled my name. I also want to point out that I spelled it out for him, like, 5 times, both in English and in French.

Monsieur Emy-Jene Mcdonald

Just, um, for reference, my name is Amy-Jean Mac Donald, and I am not male.

Obviously my enormous boobs, makeup, and long hair confused him.

11 months ago | 3 notes | Reblog
tags: #andrew saw the cop and stopped #he's smarter than me #i just saw no cars were coming and kept going #like i always do at the corner #like nooooo one stops there #which is exactly why that cop was waiting there #oops #personal